Conservative Baby here. I am here to talk about the gheys who is invading good conservative churches. The gays is a spreading diseases that must be stopped before all the mens are sucking on teh penis. Very dangerous, because God only said women should suck the cock. Here is fives reasons why the gheys are subhuman monsters.
1. The gheys have too much fun!
Having fun is a sin, and everyone knows that the gays have much more fun than non-gays. They have parades, every day is halloween for them, they know how to pleasure each other better because they are more familiar with their own sex, and they cook delicious food. God says that men and woman should suffer underneath his rules, and the gheys do not suffer enough. If I has miserable life, so should the gheys.
2. They are usually more intelligent and intelligent people vote liberal.
Like teh Asians, teh gheys tend to be more intelligent, and like all smart, college educated peoples, they vote stupidly democratic. This is sin worse than being a communist. Everyone knows that Satan controls the democrats, and the gays are followers of the demon one.
3. They dress too nicely.
The gay men dress much too nicely in their ironed, folded clothes, and their stylish hair. This make alls the women lust for them, and lust is a sin. So not only do the gheys sin, but they make other good honorable christian sin.
4. They have too much aids.
Everyone knows that the gheys have more money than the general popuplation, and they are a lot more likely to donates to terrible organizations like Save Dafur and the Salvation Army. Donating is a sin. They redistribute the wealth! Stupid sinners. If teh gheys were real men, they would be greedy and stash all of their money away.
5. I feel a funny stirring in my loins when I near teh gheys!
I, like most of my conservative friend, get a stiffy whenever I near an incredibly muscular, well dressed, well mannered stud. This feeling is bad! See? The gays make me, the most conservative and family baby, sin too. If we got rid of the gheys, I would be attracted to female babies more. That's how it works, right?
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