Saturday, October 22, 2011

ADVENTURES OF A BOY AND HIS BEST FRIEND: A ROCK.

(Enter Boy. He has a long mushroom cut, and he wears a Tool sweat shirt with a pentagram in the middle. He has head phones, and he is jamming out by himself and with his best friend, a rock he holds in his right hand.)


Boy: Tool sure is a swell band, isn't it Todd?


Todd (the rock): …


Boy: Wow, I'm glad we have all the same opinions on everything. It's like you're in my head.


Todd: …


Boy: I feel like life is about the people you spend your time with.


Todd:


Boy: Without people, life sure wouldn't be meaningless, right Todd?


Todd:


Boy (Smiles at camera): My life sure is swell. Smashes his teeth with the pet rock, until his face is bloody and he becomes unconscious.


Fin

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